There are places in this life where it is truly a gift to be there. It is as if the stars shine just for you and all is right in the world. The sky is bluer and the grass greener. This is not that place.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says, "Do you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate says, "Argh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
2 comments:
Did you get this from Brandon? It's his favorite joke. He spent almost a year randomly saying "Argh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
I think that Brandon is a closet Maxim reader. That is where I found this joke.
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